March 2013
January 2013
today in biology this boy said to me “did you know I’m a professional chess player?” and I just looked at him and he said “because I’m making a move on you” omfg
today i received “do you live in stable because you’re so rideable” make him stop
oh and let’s not forget when he started drumming on the desk with pencils then looked at me and said “i’m good at banging” like whAT WHY
the way I envisioned teenagehood did not involve crying over dwarves alone in my bedroom
Don’t worry, the way I envisioned adulthood did not involve crying over dwarves alone in my bedroom, either.
“please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap”
because it’s a big fucking secret rite
secret boobs
secret bra
secret
This tag calls for another reblog
Don’t tell Victoria we found out her secret
oh jesus fucking christ
what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this
i shaved for this
i put a bra on for you.
i got off tumblr for you
i am wearing real pants
I went outside
i got out of bed
i woke up
help me, i am trapped
in a haiku factory
save me, before they