fetus-flaps

sambmcfuffty:

sambmcfuffty:

sambmcfuffty:

today in biology this boy said to me “did you know I’m a professional chess player?” and I just looked at him and he said “because I’m making a move on you” omfg

today i received “do you live in stable because you’re so rideable” make him stop

oh and let’s not forget when he started drumming on the desk with pencils then looked at me and said “i’m good at banging” like whAT WHY

rachel4revenge:

pelennorfieldsforever:

the way I envisioned teenagehood did not involve crying over dwarves alone in my bedroom

Don’t worry, the way I envisioned adulthood did not involve crying over dwarves alone in my bedroom, either.

ilovett:

athomewithlana:

llamasgotoheaven:

itsgoodtoseayou:

yuputkaswans:

“please fix your shirt, i can see your bra strap”

because it’s a big fucking secret rite

secret boobs

secret bra

secret

#the first rule of boob club is don’t talk about boobs

This tag calls for another reblog

Don’t tell Victoria we found out her secret

oh jesus fucking christ

what do you mean you can’t hang out i showered for this 

i shaved for this

i put a bra on for you.

i got off tumblr for you

i am wearing real pants

I went outside

i got out of bed

i woke up

r0wdyruff:

help me, i am trapped

in a haiku factory

save me, before they