fetus-flaps: Archive

Why I hate birds:

ok so i’ve never really liked birds but in the past year i’ve started to become fucking AFRAID of birds

in elementary school i’d always run whenever birds flew over head (i still do) cause i don’t want them to shit on me cause .. gross. ok.

anyways so.. last january i think. my friend, sierra, got a pet bird. at first i was like “ok whatever it’s just a pet bird whatever it’s just a little poop it’s harmless” BUT I WAS WRONG

as time went by, the bird, named puck after noah puckerman from glee, grew bigger and .. scarier.

sierra said it had something in it’s wings cut off or something so he can’t fly away but he ALWAYS TRIES TO FLY. and specifically HE TRIES TO FLY ONTO ME.

yeah. he flies to ME. ALWAYS. but he can’t fly so he flaps towards me for a while but ends up falling onto the ground.

so yeah it’s scary as FUCK and i hate it

so when i go into the same room as him, i back away into the corner and use something to protect myself

oh and when i went to the BEACH

GOD BIRDS WERE EVERYWHERE

fuck, man

fuck birds