-makemesmile: why cant americans just use celsius it’s so much easier to spell than feiehreirheineiheit do you mean degrees of FREEDOM
I wish we said “fancy” in America. As in, “I fancy you.” It’s such a more agreeable term than “I have a crush on you.” What’s a crush? Like, I AM A BOA CONSTRICTOR AND I AM GOING TO IMMOBILIZE YOU WITH MY MISPLACED AND OBSESSIVE AFFECTION. “I fancy you” is like, you’re so shiny and glittery and I just want to put you on a shelf and look at you for a while ‘cause you’re fancy.
fuckyeahsexeducation: “I do not understand why prostitution is illegal. Why should prostitution be illegal? Selling is legal. Fucking is legal. Why isn’t selling fucking legal? You know, why should it be illegal to sell something that’s perfectly legal to give away? I can’t follow the logic on that at all. Of all the things you can do to a person, giving someone an orgasm is hardly the worst...
andr-eww asked: Omg your URL means vagina
itsonlyyforever: It’s simple to have sex. People do it regularly. In cars, in apartments, back alleys, drunk, sober, high, it’s easy to just take your clothes off and have sex with the person standing next to you. Making love however, is more than that. It’s opening yourself up to someone. It’s standing in front of them, as they peel away all your layers and you’re asking them if they’ll have you...
doublesevens: doublesevens: skylines-turnstiles: nevercouldgetthehangofthursdays: mishaphilia: eridantier: princeofkokoros: blogs that have the next/previous arrows and numbers near the top so you scroll to the bottom then you have to scroll back up again just to go to the next page blogs that don’t even have next/previous arrows so you have to type in the url every time you want...
huntwerk: justin timberlake justin timberocean justin timberpond justin timbersea justin timbercreek justin timberstream
tltty: why do indian ppl always have toddlers it’s like i never see any pregnant indian ladies but somehow they just keep giving birth (weird indian baby magic shit i will never understand)
Anonymous asked: Are you going to "The Beatles: The Lost Concert" movie premier in a few weeks?
dulcetflan: davestriderslefttestical: dulcetflan: goatsaymoo: x i still dont get the joke but i did this screechy laugh this IS the joke THAT DOESNT HELP ME UNDERSTAND ANY OF IT AT ALL
attractive person: hi
me: is this some kind of sick joke
Cosmo tip #316
karkata: when havin sex with ur partner gently lean in and whisper in their ear “shia lebeouf”
This test that has been floating around →
theroyalnonsense: enthusiasticallyawkward: stockade: pacifictrim: ketaminekid: aportraitoftheartist-asayoungfan: Is probably the singularly most unsettling thing to ever exist on the internet WOW that made me really really uncomfortable the results that I got were so scarily accurate… I feel kind of sick now oh my god what the hell is this supposed to be Oh my goodness… This...